I used to do this a lot, but now I don't. I have a BA in English with minors in Writing and Studio art. Now I need a real fucking job.
"... the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that... and who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or... at least with some guy named Stan." - Strong Bad
I like stuff...
Movies: North by Northwest, The Lodger (Hitchcock, 1927), Willard (2003), Back to the Future, Re-Animator, Bride of Re-Animator, Rebel Without a Cause, What Is It?, Hot Fuzz, Love and Death, and many others.
TV: Man From U.N.C.L.E., Mr. Show, Wonder Showzen, The Venture Bros., Arrested Development, Archer, Community.
Books: Geek Love by Katharine Dunn; The Cabinet of Curiosities by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child; Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil by John Berendt; Absalom! Absalom! by William Faulkner; Crash by J.G. Ballard.
Quotes: "They say only the good die young... if it works the other way, I'm immortal." -Dogbert
"Nothing so aggravates an earnest person as a passive resistance." - Herman Melville, Bartleby.
"Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree." - Terry Pratchett, Hogfather