Fuck.

No, no, no... you're doing it all wrong! It was supposed to be a nice little smutfic with BDSM overtones and lots of running through woods and even a Beatles' song to pretty much cure everything that is currently wrong with me.

What is it at the moment? Angst with soppy undertones and Aragorn stepping on Legolas's fingertips, apparently...

*growls* Make this up to me...