Anya: Why? Because that's all they eat?
Mrs. Costa: ... No.
"... Hamlet finally kills Claudius... Why? Because all rights must be wronged! I mean... umm... all wrongs must be righted."
- Vince Cardinal speaking at a writing workshop at my school.
John: Why is it that these rednecks always have three names? James Earl Ray, John Wilkes Booth-
Lee: Lee Harvey Oswald!
- "Assassins" (And Sara Jane Moore, come to think of it...)