1. Dad got tenure. Good for him. Means we won't be clearing out straight away.
2. Um... The KSU Men's basketball team won their first game in the NCAA (is that right?) tournament. I dunno how the women's team did. And if you're asking yourself why this is at all important, then please consider which university dad got tenure from...
Blahh... random quotes...
Bender: Y'know, I was God once.
Super galaxy: Yes, I saw... you were doing well until everyone died.
Monk: Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored...
Theory of God: When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Bart's chalkboard musing: Vampire is not a career choice.
Homer: Gentlemen, I must be wasted. Because it looks like that cloud is mad at me.
Do you have Superpowers??
I took the Paragon Powers Test and tested positive for
Which Winona Are You?
After the superpowers quiz, those results seem more...um... valid?
Which Angelina Are You?