I want to kick it! Kick it, I say! But then I know that it definitely won't work... so I don't.
Last night it gave me the Blue Screen Of Imminent Death fifty bazillion times.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit... I looooooooove my computer! *huggles the hard drive* Yes, yes! I looooove you! *smoochens*
Ha... I was just about to rant about how my "awful" computer shut itself down before I had the chance to save the beginnings of my lastest silly writings. But I just tried opening up Word and what did I see? A recovered document just for me!
Awww! This is the best present a girl could get!