And all I can think of is Morgan's comment: "I'm convinced they had to paint him black for that."

Well... it does kinda look that way, poor strange man. And don't get me wrong... I really don't mind Michael Jackson.

There are just so many thing to make fun of! His disclaimer at the beginning is great silly fodder too.

And Remus is watching happily and poking around my ankles to try and get me to type out his story faster. Okay, okay dammit! >__