Yep, you're Anakin! But, since you know you don't get a happy ending...
How depressing. And you end up with an egg head.
Maybe you deserved it. Maybe you didn't.
If the devil ever came to earth and walked around, you know he'd be handsome.
Before you scream "HEY, THAT'S ME!" Think about it.
Good always seems to win. Eep.
Dark, cynical, sarcastic, and I bet you can be pretty cruel when you want to be, huh?
I bet it pisses you off that your Bubble Tape gum is sweet,
And has no poison in it.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!