August 23rd, 2002


Eddie Izzardness...

Which Izzard Are You?

Surreal Izzard: You talk bollocks all the time, and don't care who knows it. You are King Pig from Hell, and talk to strange people on buses. Your underwear is consipring against you, and if James Mason was here, he'd have something to say about it. And that something would be WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

"You say ‘erbs and we say herbs, because there’s a fucking H in it."
"No flag, no can’t have one."
"I can’t get the fuckin' trees...DAMN! I will kill everyone in the world. "
"My name is Pierre. I’ve come from Paris. I’ve come to have sex with your family."
"Noah realized he was actually punching a baboon."
"What have you got against baboons in mime?"
"It's my motto, ‘No baboons in mime.'"
"No, no I want an ark. An Ark with a big room for poo."
"That's how a fish walks if he's English."
"I wanna be a taxidermist! I wanna fill animals with sand."
"I wanna fill a rat with the entire Gobi desert."
"You're from Mars and your ears are made out of jam and your brother lives in Kent whose buttocks explode into the size of a balloon."
"I like my coffee like I like my a plastic cup."
  • Current Music
    Vertical Horizon - We Are
diner friends

*screams a crazy, fangirlish scream*

Eeeee! Eee! Eee! ... Eeeeeeee!

I found the best song for a Pietro-fic... *gushes* It's so great and so fucking perfect that I can't believe it. Honestly. It's begging me to wrrrrriiiiiiiite... "Write me," says the fic. "Wrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiite meeeeeee..."

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  • Current Music
    "Angus" soundtrack
diner friends


Good luck to tchan... movin' into the dorms, righty-o... which dorm are you in? I'll come visit... *shifty eyes*

And happy birthday to kemayo! Have yourself a splendiforous little day!

... That's all, I think... for the time being. *Mission: Impossible theme... exits*
  • Current Music
    "Cause all we know is what we're told and most of that's been lies."

Hmm. Grrr.

I now officially hate Ate a whole fucking Evowriters post. Fuckheads. Arrrgh. >______<

I suppose it'll give me a chance to rethink what I wanted to say. Dammit.
  • Current Music
    "Jack Names The Planets"