September 13th, 2002


Something must be done about my car...

Guess what? I do impressions! Here's my first one:


Does that sound familiar? It's me trying to apply my brakes while simultaneously banging my head against the steering wheel.

I never thought it could happen, but my car has become a source of embarrassment to me. Damn fucking thing. The name "Squeaky" is not cute anymore (besides, if I was consciously choosing a name from "Assassins", I'd be thinking more along the lines of Czolgosz).

On a side note, I'd really like a bumper sticker that says "The Road Virus Heads North". XD Stevie, your stories may be sucking lately but your titles never cease to amaze me.

I don't suppose makes bumper stickers? Or... stickers of any kind? I'd so totally buy that.

Ooh... and another car note: I saw a car at Borders a week ago that had political statements written all over the rear window and the sides of the car. Since I disagreed with most of it, I thought it's be neat if I got my own paint or... whatever they used... and promoted libertarianism!

Right on! Who's your daddy!
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    Avril Lavigne - Complicated (The evil song, according to some)