March 29th, 2003


The sun is a mass of incandescent gas...

I had a dream wherein we resurrected Jesus Christ so he could work as a waiter and then we had to go on some sort of weird quest to prove he was really Jesus and... and...

Ugh. I feel like I'm going to puke. Not because of the Jesus dream, which was quite fun. *cries* I was fine while in Italy and now I'm just sick. And I have to go to the school to do work tomorrow and that just blows. If I have to take another hour-long nap in the catwalk again, I'm'a gonna kill someone.

*passed out on the floor* Nurg. And I can't find the Latin word for rape that is not 'raptus.' Dammit. I know there's another word. I think I know. It starts with an S. Stupid crap dictionary. I'm stealing one of the school dictionaries that has words like "Phui" in it.

Please don't ask why I want it. No, go ahead and ask. Then I'll tell you and you'll look at me and think "You're weird." Or you'll think "Well, that's just mean."

I'm going to start taking Adderall tomorrow. God help us all if I actually become productive.

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"Lalalalalala... uh? Huh? Oh... what? Fuck off!"

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Because jokes about squirrels fucking rule. Guess what shirt I'm wearing right now? Yup... "I TALK TO SQUIRRELS CHIKOO CHIKOO CHIKOO"

I'm gonna get paid... *does a jig* The lights for this play are so easy it's disgusting. And no sound effects.

I just blanked out for a sec there. Whoa.

"Uber" isn't Internet slang, dammit. It's German. I wanted to start throwing out some of the more ubiquitous and hardcore slangish terms at this chick to see if she'd get them. "What is slash? Domlijah? Squee? Pr0n? 1x2? Fandom_wank? T00b? Bishie? OTP? GIP?"

Yeah. So there. *is being really dumb so please ignore*
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"It was like Alice in Wonderland laced with PCP and Japanese mythology"

My thoughts on Spirited Away.

GUESS WHAT??? I have the new American Hi-Fi CD! *bounnnnnnnnnnnce* Dude. It rules. And I've only had it on for two seconds.

I seem to have misplaced my pants. I mean... my glasses. Same thing. But I need new glasses anyway, so daddy's not too upset. >__> I left the house with them and then they disparu. "Because the monkey would fuck off. He was a bloody monkey! he was a cheeky money..."
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