June 16th, 2008

chained to an albino

OH MY GOD VENTURE BROS.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

VENTURE BROS, I LOVE YOU.

Just when you start thinking that this show could not get any more amazing, it does. And just when you think it couldn't get any gayer... it does.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Oh no. No no no no no.

God I love Pete White even more now that I know he spent most of his money on blow and forced Billy into underground Quizboy tournaments. And then hung around, despondent, in his underwear in front of that trailer in the desert until Brock brought Billy back. Amazing.

Also, fuck Doc and Jackson for making me like Phantom Limb. Like, a lot. I'm sorry, he totally looks like Jeremy Irons when he's being all professorial. Hot. And then the white forelock. Also hot. And he tries so hard, in classic crazy supervillain fashion. Fuck yeah.