It's not the 'what' that's awful. No, actually, the story is quite nice and literary. Had in been thrown by any other fandom, any other couple, I would have been quite pleased. But... this... is... no! I didn't sign on for this!
Wait... I did... sometime last night when I joined that Discworld slash community.
It is taking over quite easily, isn't it? And rather loudly claiming that it boasts 20+ books in it's series, while Harry Potter has only four.
Damn... stupid... *grumblegrumble* Fine. Vimes/Vetinari to the general tune of this.
*wails* But it works so wee-eeelllllllll! *bashes head in with pitchfork* Stupid, stupid, stupid, a-MEN.