It goes "All the world's a stage and the razorblade is gonna get you in the end." I'm not sure what the name of the band is... it sounded like he said "Mercury", but WSTB deejays don't enunciate at all. But he did say the title was "Razorblade"... or "Razor Blade". He could have been lying, though. I don't trust those guys.
Please! I beg of you! If you have heard this song and/or know anything about it... tell me! I'm going crazy trying to find it and I'm not even sure what I'm looking for.
Please. Please. Please. Don't make me come over there and grovel or anything.