Does that sound familiar? It's me trying to apply my brakes while simultaneously banging my head against the steering wheel.
I never thought it could happen, but my car has become a source of embarrassment to me. Damn fucking thing. The name "Squeaky" is not cute anymore (besides, if I was consciously choosing a name from "Assassins", I'd be thinking more along the lines of Czolgosz).
On a side note, I'd really like a bumper sticker that says "The Road Virus Heads North". XD Stevie, your stories may be sucking lately but your titles never cease to amaze me.
I don't suppose cafepress.com makes bumper stickers? Or... stickers of any kind? I'd so totally buy that.
Ooh... and another car note: I saw a car at Borders a week ago that had political statements written all over the rear window and the sides of the car. Since I disagreed with most of it, I thought it's be neat if I got my own paint or... whatever they used... and promoted libertarianism!
Right on! Who's your daddy!