[Spell your first name backwards]: Einahpets
[The story behind your LJ user name]: Uh... I needed a permanent online nickname many years ago and the song "Doctor Worm" by TMBG came on the radio and... there you go.
[Are you a lesbian?]: Kinda, sorta.
[How old?]: Seventeen.
[Where do you live?]: Kent, Ohio. People were shot by the National Guard here. Then they erected stupid, gigantic, and utterly impractical memorials to them.
[4 words that sum you up]: Paranoid, cheeky, megalomaniacal, disturbed.
[Wallet]: Uh... some sort of navy blue knit with an embroidered rose on the front. Inside is my driver's license, an insurance card, a really old cookie card... money... some of which is possibly from Israel.
[Hairbrush]: Black, dirty, and missing a handle.
[Toothbrush]: Harry Potter catching the Snitch. No, really!
[Jewelry worn daily]: Sterling silver ring worn on the pinkie of my right hand.
[Pillow cover]: Black.
[Blanket]: One is white and wool and warm, the other is this very odd green, white, orange thing that was knitted by my mother.
[Coffee cup]: No coffee for meeeee!
[Sunglasses]: None, though I could use a pair.
[Underwear]: White and.. satin-y.
[Shoes]: Blue and orange Sketchers.
[Handbag]: Well... when/if I use one... it's black and has Gizmo from "Gremlins" on it.
[Favorite top]: *shrugs* I don't care enough.
[Favorite pants]: See above answer.
[Cologne/Perfume]: Lily of the Valley, though I don't use it. Or... rose oil.
[CD in stereo right now]: Uh... "Pippin" soundtrack downstairs... "Assassins" upstairs!
[Tattoos]: Not yet, damnation.
[Piercings]: I did have two in each year, but I haven't put earrings in forever...
[What you are wearing now]: Baggy, baggy jeans and my Hobgoblin t-shirt.
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are) -
[In my mouth]: Teeth, tongue, saliva.
[In my head]: Pudding.
[After this]: Doodle? RPG?
[Talking to]: Myself.
[Fetishes]: Slash... uh... incest. Older men.
[If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason?]: Mmm... I think I'd just pick a person off the street and do it. Just to see what it felt like.
[Person you wish you could see right now]: Ryan, PB...
[Is next to you]: Not even my kitties!
[Some of your favorite movies]: Murder By Numbers, Young Frankenstein, Love and Death, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Reversal of Fortune.
[Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming months]: One Acts? Winter break!
[The last thing you ate?]: A... cookie.
[Something that you are deathly afraid of?]: "I am just like everyone I know; I am afraid of things that I don't know. I am afraid of ever really being alone."
[Do you like candles]: No.
[Do you like hot wax]: Smooshy.
[Do you like incense]: Yeah, but I don't burn it.
[Do you like the taste of blood]: ... mmm... yeah, I guess.
[Do you believe in love]: Unsure.
[Do you believe in soul mates]: Not really.
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: Lust at first sight?
[Do you believe in Heaven]: No.
[Do you believe in forgiveness]: Yes... I'm not sure about ultimate forgiveness, but I believe in forgiveness.
[Do you believe in God]: No.
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: Embalmed. Buried. Gimme my gravestone.
[Who is your worst enemy?] I... honestly don't know.
[If you could have any animal for a pet]: Giant tiger.
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I know I've done the twenty four hour thing...
[Ever been to Belgium?]: I wanna go see the Atomium!
[Can you eat with chopsticks]: Maaaaaybe.
[What's your favorite coin?]: New Zealand um... penny.
[What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?] Santa Monica, Savannah, London, Zagreb, Tokyo.
[What are some of your favorite pig out foods?]: Anything sweet... preferably chocolate.
[What's something that you wish people would understand?]: That it's possible to take many things far too seriously... and that sometimes you can leave Stephanie alone and she won't kill herself!
[What's something you wish you could understand better?]: Language and language structure. Math.
[Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time?]: Ryan. Jess. Uh... Sarah. Jen... and Jen. And Megan. Arrgh. Many people.
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow?]: I want the sun to rise.
[What's annoying you most right now?] My foot's asleep.