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02 January 2003 @ 04:56 pm
Wanna hear me tell a joke?  
Knock, knock!

(obviously, you should be going 'Who's there?')


Go fuck yourselves! :D

In other words, yes I did see Catch Me if You Can and that was really the only part that I liked without guilt or misgivings.

Have decided that, often, there is no point to being a nice person because then people just take that as a cue to stomp all over your ego, pat you on the back, and say "Sorry! But it's the truth!" And then they smile. Condescendingly. *slits wrists and bleeds all over the offenders*


In other news, nobody sees my thighs except me. So there.
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off
Current Music: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Requiem in d minor
Psychodelic Barfly: Draco Shockedpsychobarfly on January 2nd, 2003 06:55 pm (UTC)
But lala, if you cut there it'll never heal . . . >.> Imagine the evilE, ever-present chafing rash, in addition to the injuries themselves. Ow. Yeah. *shudder* Say hello, granny pants (and panties, for that matter)! :D

And stop being nice. People suck rabid monkey testicles. They bite them as well, if provoked. :D
DrWorm: brightdrworm on January 2nd, 2003 09:30 pm (UTC)
Oh, they will heal. They WILL heal. Eventually.

Goddammit, I sound like a nutjob of epic proportions. *faith healer-esque* YOU ARE HEALED! *slaps thigh*

Eh. It didn't work.

Fucking people. I wish that I could just get rid of my niceness gene. Or my unobtrusive and mild-mannered seeming gene.

This coming from a girl whose nickname used to be "Step-on-me". >__________>
Psychodelic Barfly: Snape Disturbedpsychobarfly on January 2nd, 2003 09:36 pm (UTC)
Heh heh, my nickname was also Step-on-me >:D Elementary-age children are so darned creative. It blows my mind the way Draco just blew Harry in this fic I was reading-- but, you wouldn't be interested in that. :D And . . . oh yeah, maybe try going out of your way to be mean and push people away. Or just be an absolute hellcat for a bit, and it'll allllll wear away at some point and leave you as a mellow, yet sadistic bitch. Like moi, for example. (Okay, maybe that was a bad example . . . >.>) *huggle*
DrWormdrworm on January 2nd, 2003 09:52 pm (UTC)
Elementary-age children are so darned creative.

I think all the stupid kids in elementary school take secret classes during the weekends on how to pick on the smart kids. Because they all do the same things.

And if it's gratuitous gay sex... >_> Yes, I'm interested, you dork. Even if it is Harry/Draco. *huggles back*
Psychodelic Barfly: Nny Unstablepsychobarfly on January 2nd, 2003 09:57 pm (UTC)
*squee* *cling*

Children and evil. :D But I was one of the mean ones, so I shouldn't talk. -_-; I never got any nifty mind-control/manipulative/psycho analytical classes *jealous* I was a stupid kid! I demand a refund! And stuff. Yeah. >.<

And you should be in bed at this hour. *shoos*
DrWorm: lovedrworm on January 2nd, 2003 10:13 pm (UTC)
I did... they called them 'gifted' classes. But we know better now, don't we? *evil grinning and hand-rubbing*

*is shoo-ed* "To bed, to bed... there's a knocking at the gate."
Psychodelic Barfly: Nny Circlepsychobarfly on January 2nd, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
Gifted, indeed. >.>; *tucks in*