DrWorm (drworm) wrote,
DrWorm
drworm
  • Mood: silly

Just getting the daily Izzard fix...

Was grading Latin tests (for Latin I on noun and adjective endings in case you were wondering. Hmm, better than yesterday, I see) and had this bit pop into my head:

-"Two languages in one head! No one can live at that speed!"
-"But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana?"
-"Well, everyone knows that marijuana is a drug-enhancement that will cause you to come last in a race of eight million other runners who are all dead."

So my excuse for not speaking a second language is that I need more marijuana.

However, subjunctive verbs are coming along nicely. I rather like subjunctives, I think. So wonderfully ambiguous when taken out of context. As everything I translate is taken out of context.
Subscribe

  • Don't talk to me about life.

    I feel like I should write in here, at least for myself. So I will. Hah. The beginning of my semester was murderous, due to one of the off-campus…

  • I'm not cool enough for the Internet

    Whoa, so I go to update and find a mostly-written entry about last semester's terrible Harry Potter class. I totally don't even remember writing it.…

  • Another drive-by update

    It's a bit sad that updating has become a bi-yearly affair for me, but it's an unfortunate side effect of working and trying to pull my life…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    switch
    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
    Help
  • 4 comments