1. My favorite Beatles album is "Revolver".
2. I like peanut butter.
3. When it gets too dry the inside of my nose hurts like a son of a bitch.
4. In fact, my nose kind of hurts right now.
5. I'm only on number five?
7. Six is my lucky number.
8. I have so much art homework right now that I'm not doing.
9. I jump relentlessly from fandom to fandom.
10. Right now I'm immersed in real people slash... Elijah Wood especially.
11. I feel very sorry for him sometimes.
12. Favorite pairs include Dan/Elijah, Viggo/Elijah... and Dom/Elijah, which evil people turned me towards. Damn.
13. Not that I'm really writing fanfic anymore, so who cares?
14. I get Calculus homework every night.
15. I do it maybe 50% of the time.
16. Sometimes when I'm bored, I take stupid things (words, numbers on the clock, etc) and make algebraic equations out of them.
17. I have never smoked marijuana.
18. Or done any drugs besides caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
19. There is a cigarette in my pencil box right now.
20. And two in my underwear drawer.
21. I avoid mirrors like a vampire.
22. My favorite swear word is 'fuck' because it just sounds so wonderful.
23. I had a dream about David Schwimmer being eaten by a skeletal horse.
24. But then he just climbed out of its ribcage. Because it was skeletal.
25. Most people would like to see David Schwimmer get eaten by a skeletal horse.
26. I finally figured out why, when I buy a bagel with cream cheese in the cafeteria, the cream cheese sometimes tastes funny.
27. It's because I'm getting fat-free cream cheese and it's gross.
28. I love driving.
29. If I get a banana (or any fruit, really) with a sticker on it, I peel the stick off and stick it on my forehead.
30. I desperately want Jeremy Irons to play Remus Lupin in the "Prisoner of Azkaban" movie.
31. Ain't gonna happen, but I'll keep hoping till they cast someone.
32. I'm actually a pretty good driver, despite the fact that I ignore posted speed limits.
33. I love choral music.
34. Good thing I'm in choir then, huh?
35. I sing first soprano.
36. Because I have a pretty good range in my head voice and it's the easiest part to learn.
37. I can, in fact, hit high C.
38. Probably higher.
39. But my speaking voice rests in my chest.
40. But probably my favorite kind of music is rock/alterna-rock.
41. I hate Radiohead with such a passion.
42. I like angst and character torture.
43. I want to be raped.
44. Yes, you read that last one right.
45. No, I'm not an idiot.
46. I love non-sequiturs.
47. I am in my fourth year of Latin.
48. And I just finished translating the stupidest story that my teacher made up.
49. If I could I surely would stand on the rock where Moses stood.
50. I like to climb.
51. I love Diet Coke.
52. If you dare me to do something, I'll almost certainly do it.
53. Just to say I can.
54. Tricky fish!
55. I don't draw porn!
56. Unless I want to.
57. I like the name Nimue.
58. On the off-chance that I ever have a daughter, that will be her name.
59. I like to read.
60. But rarely have the time for it anymore.
61. Aside from fanfic, of course.
62. I am eligible for a very small scholarship to SCAD.
63. Please give me money.
64. I actually don't mind Briney Spears.
65. She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego.
66. I'm going to heaven.
67. Even if I don't believe in God.
68. My favorite teacher is Mrs. D.
69. I'm still convinced 'rallentando' is a kind of pasta.
70. My goal in life is to be more like Stitch (from Lilo and Stitch)
71. I've seen Everclear four times in concert.
72. I've seen Bob Dylan in concert! :P
73. I like mushrooms.
74. I'm probably a hobbit.
75. Except without hairy feet.
75. Have also seen Arlo Guthrie, Dar Williams, Laura Love and Christin Lavin on concert.
76. Have seen Mary Chapin Carpenter in a concert, although it wasn't one where she played her own songs. *pouts* She was playing as a part of Tim O'Brien's band.
77. I talk to squirrels.
78. I like to draw people.
79. I idolize Stephen Sondheim.
80. One of my life's goals is to be in one of his plays.
81. I'd make a fucking awesome Mrs. Lovett.
82. Some part of me is still in love with Ryan.
83. Even though I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably never see him again.
84. I'm a libertarian.
85. I believe in freedom.
86. I just want to be a rock star.
87. I just want to get laid.
88. I fancy the pants off of Ryan Gosling.
89. If only that was literal...
90. My head is absolutely, completely full of Izzard-isms.
91. Which I find rather handy.
92. I always end up in situations where I have to explain some element of the Discworld novels.
93. I always fail miserably.
94. I believe that if everyone read the Discworld series, the world would be a happier place.
95. I can be a real grammar nazi.
96. I believe the Holocaust never happened.
97. The last statement is false.
98. I don't like conspiracy theories.
99. My favorite editorial cartoonist is John Bergstrom.
100. I like numbers divisible by 9.
In other news... hello? Hello? Am I suddenly invisible?