Grrrrr! *mumbles* Stupid fucking international terrorists fucking up the mail... fucking...fucking...grrrr...
Squall: Sometimes you are a very shallow person.
Me: Damn stright!
Laguna: I heard something about them confiscating any mail containing items that are a threat to national security... something about pornography...
Me: O.O Nuh-uh! That's not true!
Laguna: *shrugs* Maybe it's not. But wouldn't it be funny if they thought Squall and me having sex was a threat to national security?
Squall: Oooh...we'd have to get seperate bedrooms.
Laguna: Don't worry. *snuggles Squall* I'll sneak over to your room Wednesday and Sunday nights.
Me: -_-;; What do I need a doujinshi for when I have them right here?
Squall and Laguna: *kissykissy*
Me: Thanks for reminding me that I don't have a boy/girl friend!
Squall and Laguna: *oblivious*