So I'm going to go ahead and jump on zee bandwagon on the off-chance that someone responds. Fwee.
1. What do you call me?
2. What song makes you think of me, and why?
3. If you could give me one present, what would it be?
4. What one thing/event do you associate with me?
5. How well do you think you know me?
Feel free to post any and all smart-ass answers because you know I love them.