Frodo: Darn! I still have this darned ring that I got in the first movie!
Samwise: The ring with the terrible power that causes everyone who comes near it to overact?
Frodo: Yes! And to destroy it, we must walk, slowly, in real time, all the way across New Zealand!
Heh. Why is it that every time I lie down, I get a cat draped across the back of my legs? It's starting to get really annoying...