"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
"... the Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that... and who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll be really big in Pakistan. Or... at least with some guy named Stan."
"So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch."
"There needs to be a better word for 'weird'."
Also... Really cool Viggo story. It'll make you go 'guh'.
There's already a user called "thecheat". *pouts* And "cheatachu"! Both taken! Hmm.
Oh, by the way... I have a journal called "iamadoughnut" up for grabs... y'know, if anyone has a burning desire for that name. I was sad. "IchbineinBerliner" wouldn't fit.
"Cheatspeak" is free. Hmmm.