Well. *shrugs* Sometimes it seems as if people are grappling with certain cultural aspects in order to find something to be angry about. But, whatever. Have your fun, Mr. Achebe. If you think it makes you a better man, a better African, go ahead. But please, no book-burning in America.

Ugh. You know, I really don't have anything else to say. No, wait. Yes, I do. It feels like somebody's been kicking me continuously in the kidneys for five hours. That's what most of this is. My goddamned period. Yeesh. My periods used to be absolutely painless, while Amy's were positively screamers. We seem to have traded places. Damn her. I had the good end.