He asked for it, dammit. "Pretend..." Remus began to lick at Snape's jaw, bathing it in warm saliva, "Pretend you're going to rape me."
And, to follow that enticing image, how about a character apology meme?
I'm sorry for making you a self-mutilator, a rape victim, a sadist, and an art critic. I'm deeply sorry for the injury you sustained in "Something's Gonna Give". I'm sorry for making you the object of Harry's violent lust and putting you in such a precarious position. I'm even sorry for the under-developed bunny I have wherein you accidentally disembowel yourself. I torture because I love.
I'm really not sorry. I hate you more than I've hated any other character.
I'm sorry for giving you rape fantasies, for making you almost dead, for subjecting you to a near-miss with Remus' claws, and for never giving you the chance you deserve with Ronnie-kins. What can I say? I'm selfish and so is Remus.
Sorry for making you be the anchor for Remus' mental instability and for making you question your sexuality. All in good fun. Especially since you're... uh... kinda dead.
I'm sorry for making you a self-mutilator, a drug addict, and an orator of sexual poetry. Also sorry for breaking your arm and making you run in slippery conditions. Oh yeah... sorry I bumped you off too.
Sorry for, y'know, capitalizing on those headaches and for making you out to be a bit more angsty and intelligent then you really are. Oh yeah... and sorry for bumping off Pietro.
Dear Scott and Kurt,
Sorry you guys never got a chance for that none-too-angst-laden fuckfest.
I'm sorry I've never written about you. I actually rather like you with Tabby or Wanda.
I'm sorry for all the angst I've put you through, for making you sing many religious songs and even quote scripture, for comparing your eyes to that of roadkill, and for making you put that cigarette out on your wrist. Maybe even for killing you in a plane crash. Who knows? And who knows what I'll be sorry for in the future? (Self-mutilation, rape, drug abuse, pseudo-pedophilia, and gratuitous snogging are all par for the course. You know. The usual kinkiness.)
Sorry for allowing Elijah to pretty much drape you in angst. Also sorry for making you sing the first lines of "Lola" by The Kinks. It was cute though. Hopefully, I shall spare you ever having to shag Orlando. Don't worry, others will take care of that for me.
Sorry for making you kiss Elijah's dirty neck.
Do donate. Mmmm, purr. Sex.
You are The Cheat! You rock and are probably from
space, though no-one knows where you've come
from, you like to help the brothers Strong and
well in your own Cheat like way you are also
Which HomestarRunner character are you? (with pictures)
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|You are 57% geek|
Which Hobbit Actor Are You?
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I am 69% Evil Genius
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
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*blink* Is that Al Gore? *dies laughing*