"Oooh! It's all sticky!" I just like saying that in any situation.
Gregor Samsa's new motto is "Don't be hurtin'!" Because it amuses me. Maybe it's funnier in my head. You should come into my mind. It's like a party. "Anybody who's everybody is up in here."
Um... oh, and my cat knocked over a large quantitiy of breakable stuff this morning. >____< ARRGH! Bad cat! Bad!