ditzy#1. Why does it feel so weird right after you cut your fingernails? I mean... were they honestly that important that your fingers miss them once they're gone?
#2. My hands shake.
#3. I have hair like Hermione, except curlier and red.
#4. I have a blister from a burn on my thumb. Do you think it's just dead skin or are there little aliens inside waiting to pop out?
#5. I am ranked number 16 in my class so far. But they haven't added in things like number of credits or weighted classes yet. Do you think my rank will go up or down once they do that?
#6. How many people have rank #1 anyway? Because if fifteen people have it, then I'm doing pretty good.
#7. Who besides Tim, Adam, and Sanjeeb are trying for valedictorian? Who is my competition for the ton ten? Will I get to be number six? I just wanna be number six...
#8. Who the fuck cares anyway?
#9. Where did yyhmail.com disappear to and where did it take all of my old mail?
#10. Who shot JFK?
#11. Everclear this week.
#12. Why don't more people like them? Everclear's such an awesome band...
#13. Please, for the love of everything holy, someone give me something to do...
