"OH MY GOD! WHAT WAS THAT! I have no words to describe the image that I'm going to see in my nightmares tonight! I will never be able to look at a Tootsie Pop the same way again!"
*is puzzled* But... the Tootsie Pop is in no way involved in anything dirty... why would you not be able to look at it in the same way? I mean... if you really want nightmares, I can write a sequel that puts Mr. Tootsie Pop in some very naughty places... hmmm...
*is kidding* But I hope this gets reviewed nastily on something like ficbitches! Imagine what intelligent things a reviewer would have to say: "It's incest! Eeewww! With a Tootsie Pop! I'm twenty-five, but I still act like I'm twelve! How dare other people enjoy things I think are icky!"
So far, this has been the greatest day of my life, fanfic-wise. I'm so happy.