I made it into the academic top ten of my class. Yes, my class rank has placed me in the top ten. Pathetic GPA? Yup. Insane amount of credits? Double yup. I'm probably tenth... but WHO CARES! I'M IN THE FREAKIN' TOP TEN, BABY!
I get a medal. :D And I get to answer such insightful questions as "What was your favorite cafeteria food?" I love the Colonel and their investigative journalism (waffle fries, by the way. No, wait... bagel sandwiches from when I was a freshman. Mmmm).