"OK. It's one thing when George and Marty are teenagers and Marty isn't really even George's son yet. But THIS is just plain revolting. You can't justify it in any way, shape, or form."
Yes, I can! I justify it by enjoying it! and they don't even kiss for chrissake
See? They can get indignant, but what good does it really do? I eat these babies up like candy. Arrarrarr. Feed the disgusting pervert.
And mommy? You should be very glad you don't understand much of this. I mean, really, super glad.
I graduate tomorrow. Feel the fear.