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05 June 2003 @ 02:34 am
Dear creative mind...  
Stop being such a wussy. Cop-out. Bad mind that could only come up with REALLY BAD FORD/ARTHUR!!!!!11 go read pleasepleaseplease? Even mommy, yes, you should read it too as i think you would find it funny hahaha

Dear physical body... You have your meds again, now stop feeling so damned icky. As said ickiness contributes to lack of ideas and/or productivity, methinks. Also, feeling dizzy and vaguely nauseous all of the time is no fun, even if it is my own damn fault. So shut up.

My lips are now sore because the rat decided that they needed to be groomed. Repeatedly. Yeah, ew. Fingertips I can handle, but when he starts nibbling (and I do mean nibbling, not just licking) my face I'm afraid it is back into the cage he goes.

If I were a month I would be: May.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day I would be: 6:06 am
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn.
If I were a sea animal I would be: A baby seal. Awrk, awrk!
If I were a direction I would be: North by northwest.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A big circular wicker chair that tips over occasionally and has a big plush pillow on it that is covered with cat hair and always falls off. I identify with that chair.
If I were a sin I would be: Original.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Leon Czolgosz.
If I were a liquid I would be: Diet Coke.
If I were a stone, I would be: Emerald.
If I were a tree, I would be: A Weeping Willow.
If I were a bird, I would be: A Blue-Footed Booby!
If I were a tool, I would be: A drill press.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A tiger lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: An Indian summer.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Baba Yaga.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A French Horn.
If I were an animal, I would be: A lion.
If I were a color, I would be: Orange-red.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Repentant.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: A tomato. (Technically classified as a fruit, I know.)
If I were a sound, I would be: Wind through the trees.
If I were an element, I would be: Surprise.
If I were a car, I would be: A Delorean. :D
If I were a song, I would be: "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: David Cronenberg.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Terry Prachett.
If I were a food, I would be: A vegetarian burrito.
If I were a place, I would be: L-Space.
If I were a material, I would be: Velour.
If I were a taste, I would be: Metallic.
If I were a scent, I would be: Garlic.
If I were a religion, I would be: A Jedi.
If I were a word, I would be: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
If I were an object, I would be: A paintbrush.
If I were a body part I would be: The tongue.
If I were a facial expression I would be: Eyebrows raised in bewilderment.
If I were a subject in school I would be: Debate.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lisa Simpson.
If I were a shape I would be a: A trapazoid.
If I were a number I would be: 6.
If I were a comic strip character I would be: Bucky Katt.
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Emporia A Cappella Choir - Wade in de Water
jb_slasher on June 5th, 2003 01:44 am (UTC)
Oh the perviness of one's mind! I read the first sentence [“Come to tuck me in have you?”] and I read "Come to Fuck me in have you?" xD
DrWorm: sighdrworm on June 5th, 2003 09:37 pm (UTC)
*nods* Yes. A very understandable mistake.