“Dear Sir, my name is Daisy, I am a cow. I wish to take my own life, so please send me three buckets of anthrax, as anthrax is designed to kill cattle and I want to end it all right now. P.S.: I cannot shoot myself as I have no opposable thumbs.”

Just a little celebration because I found the Dress to Kill transcript and now know how to spell “Le singe est sur la branche” and not just say it.

That, and I wanted to use this icon again. And I really, really don't want to get dressed and go to work. >__< Stupid job. Stupid Kaman's Fest... if I'm not fired, that is.

I'm a real bitch, aren't I?