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27 August 2003 @ 12:01 pm
I am... I don't know what. So amused. I open up my email to find... a message from the "We Hate You Fan Club" (anonymous email) letting me know that I have been sent a rat, apparently because I've "been very, very bad." The rat is white. Apparently it is brought to me by " Willard in theaters March 14th" which it tells me with a link to the Willard website.

If someone was trying to make me mad, this was the wrong way to do it. I'm in love with it! And you can go to www.tearhimup.com and send one of your own. How cool.

But I have a Fan Club of People Who Hate Me? Why haven't I been informed about this? I want more info! I wanna join! I hate me too! >:D

And I'm sorry for the meme, but this is too perfect. SQUEE, NICOLE! COME LOVE ME!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Kate Beckinsale </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Nicole Kidman </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">12</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">The Bangles - Eternal Flame </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of Silence </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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Jonahcopperpoint on August 27th, 2003 06:51 pm (UTC)
see my latest post about kate beckinsale
ghostgecko on August 28th, 2003 10:25 am (UTC)
Kate who?
I don't even know who Kate beckinsale *is*. So I looked her up on imdb.com . . . um, is this your choice, or is this a random generator thing? LOL
Let's see . . . for me, REM's Tongue or TMBG's How 'Bout Another First Kiss? would probably play during the love scene, and Oingo Boingo's No One Lives Forever during the death scene (gotta love the irony), and I'd never make it to the box office cause it would be one of those independant that only shows at AFI Silver Springs for one weekend (damn AFI SS!). I think anyone can guess who will play my love interest (actually, he'd make a good Luke in a long, blond wig but I'd be damned about who could play me. Whoever it was, they'd have to be pretty short. And funny-looking.
Oh, and it would be directed by Jim Jarmsuch and scored by Danny Elfman, filmed in black and white and feature an army of trained iguanas.
DrWorm: benevolencedrworm on August 28th, 2003 03:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Kate who?
... -___- *sigh* Kate Beckinsale is playing the lead in Underworld, you dork. Clearly, she doesn't look a thing like me... so I didn't pick it. Type your name in and they give you random stuff and blah...

Um... but Nicole Kidman is definitely, definitely the right pick...

Mmm, and I like that icon way better than the one with Drew. I started drawing... um... Mayhew and The Loner.
ghostgecko on August 28th, 2003 07:36 pm (UTC)
Re: Kate who?
Hey, man, I was looking at the WEREWOLVES, not the wench in skin tight black leather. You ought to know me well enough by now to have realized that.
And see, the Nicole Kidman thing was SO perfect, that's why I was wondering if you picked the rest or not.
And, errrr, yeah . . . I'm a dork. Guilty as charged. *cowers and whimpers*
Anyhow . . . yeah, I like that icon better, too. *evil laugh* Since the other makes it look like a love story, and it really isn't. Not the sort of thing other people are writing. Hell, Knox gets more Thin Man booty than anyone else in the story, even leaving out the alternate and deleted chapters, and Mayhew is getting awfully touchy-feely in 09 - technically, it should be considered slash. See, I tricked all these people into getting caught up in without realizing it was slash with dashes of s/m and incest . . .
And . . . and . . . you're drawing Mayhew/Loner? Oh, yummmmmmm . . . I am truly bless'd.
DrWorm: grrdrworm on August 29th, 2003 09:28 am (UTC)
Re: Kate who?
Hey! That wench in skintight black leather is a major hottie. So shush.

Mmmm, Nicole. I will marry her and her pretty hair and her soft Aussie accent.

"Thin Man booty" ... *dies* I had this story idea wherein The Loner goes into "heat" sort of... adolescent hormones begin to run rampant. And of course this is for Knox, but Mayhew is there too and it becomes a WILD THREESOME EEEEEE!

We can actually see the waves of sexual frustration pouring off of me.
ghostgecko on August 29th, 2003 09:16 pm (UTC)
Re: Kate who?
Major hottie? I'm gonna have to take your word for that. The werewolves were pretty nifty, too.

>>I had this story idea wherein The Loner goes into "heat" sort of... adolescent hormones begin to run rampant. And of course this is for Knox, but Mayhew is there too and it becomes a WILD THREESOME EEEEEE! <<

You are KILLING ME! I cannot wait to see this . . . oh man oh man oh man! (I could get all technical and say only females come into heat, but I know what you mean. I know. *ducks*)
I'm picturing those little lizards we had in Florida. They spent most of the year gray-green and immobile, imitating bits of leaf mold, but when the rainy season hit, suddenly the Barry White music started playing and they were strutting aroung waving the little red flags under their chins, asking the female lizards what their sign is, etc. And if they couldn't find a female, they'd hop on each other (I once saw an all-male stack four deep), other lizards of similar size and shape, accomodating mossy twigs . . .
Oh yeah, a hormonal Loner is *not* a safe thing to be around. He's aggressive, short tempered, inhumanly strong, jealous and possessive, and he is not likely to take 'no' for an answer. I fact now that I think about it, he's slightly more likely to jump Mayhew, for three reasons: McCadden has trained him to be hands-off and wait for the all clear signal (altho that training is breaking down) whereas he has no such restraint in dealing with Mayhew, he has more access to Mayhew, and he sees Mayhew as further down on the peck order than himself.
(btw remind me to tell you about the extended version of 9Days ratcatching)
All right, now the waves of sexual frustration are coming off *me* . . . they're going to meet somewhere above Pensylvania and create a sexual tsunami, wiping Pitt off the map.
inhaleetreinte on August 28th, 2003 10:59 am (UTC)
Oh, you lucky bum, you XD I got Tori Spelling as my love interest..agh. At least I'll be played by Ewan.. :D And lookie, you've got a Fan Club of People who Love You, too. Right here, see?
DrWorm: benevolencedrworm on August 29th, 2003 09:22 am (UTC)
Awwww... that's so sweeeeeeet! I don't want any fanclubs, but awww...

And, hey, Tori Spelling was kind of cute in Trick, right?