You are the the Swedish Chef.
You are a talented individual, nobody understands
you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.
"Brk! Brk! Brk!"
Kokin' der yummee-yummers
"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"
LAST BOOK READ:
"Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"
"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk
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But the Swedish chef is so kick-buttikly. Watching Oingo Boingo things (ooh, big surprise) with ghostgecko and we aquired a little orange kitten (a real one!) and Danny Elfman simultaneously frightens me and arouses me.
Okay, sexuality sucks. I'm tired of it. I need to go out into the real world and find someone to fuck to make me stop thinking about it, I guess. Whine.