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09 December 2003 @ 12:19 pm
I'm sorry...  
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You are the the Swedish Chef.
You are a talented individual, nobody understands
you. Perhaps it's because you talk funny.

"Brk! Brk! Brk!"
Kokin' der yummee-yummers

"Wild Strawberries...and Creme"

"Der Swedish Chef Kokin' Bokin'"

"Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der brk-brk

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But the Swedish chef is so kick-buttikly. Watching Oingo Boingo things (ooh, big surprise) with ghostgecko and we aquired a little orange kitten (a real one!) and Danny Elfman simultaneously frightens me and arouses me.

Okay, sexuality sucks. I'm tired of it. I need to go out into the real world and find someone to fuck to make me stop thinking about it, I guess. Whine.
Current Mood: crankycranky
Current Music: Santa talkin' about Jesus!
Jasper Asphodel Ladon: Robert Smiththe_anomaly on December 9th, 2003 11:10 am (UTC)
I feel the same way about Danny Elfman...especially the Insanity video. I mean...yum. It'd be great if we could switch sexuality off until it's actually convenient..
DrWorm: savagedrworm on December 9th, 2003 11:43 am (UTC)
Ohhhhh, yeah, the Insanity video is great. Mmm, weird and wonderful Danny.

And I agree. An on/off switch for sexual desire would be wunderbar.
ghostgecko on December 9th, 2003 11:56 am (UTC)
That's because Danny is so sexy it's scary . . . and he's married now. Ah, boo.
Wisecracks: Fairy Odd Parents inspireswisecracks on December 9th, 2003 10:02 pm (UTC)
LOL Go, Swedish Chef!