That Feeling, You Can Only Say What It Is In French
I think the people who hate me in that section are getting a bit pissed off. I'm sure one or two have tried reporting one or more of my stories to ff.net, but... I'm not rating them inaccurately, nor am I breaking any other rules. Oooh, take that you self-righteous squids! (Seriously, some girl left a second nasty review for one story more than six months after she'd initially reviewed it. So she's coming back and, realizing it's still there, tries to shame me again. WTF is that shit? Get a life, sweetie.)
And then there's this person:
"Tell me this, Doc. Are you planning an NC-17 Happy Days fanfic where Joanie has sex with Fonzie or any Marty/Jennifer fanfics ever?"
... uh. I don't even want to know what's going on in your mind. Or how you could ever think that when pretty much everything I post is homoerotic and PG rated. (I even tried to email her, but my email got returned to me. *sob*)
In any case... the Internet is superior to television for so many reasons that fandom makes so clear. I don't want to watch actors being stupid! I want to watch real people being stupid!