I feel so cheated.
My Internet connection just went "pfft," mostly because I believe it sensed that something fairly important to me was taking place and felt that that naturally signalled the best time for a practical joke such as refusing to work completely at around 11 pm last night. Don't believe the Roadrunner commercials, they lie. Our connection hasn't worked properly for ages and it probably never will.
I want to throw up. Ugh.