This is so ridiculous, the man is in his seventies now and I would still probably hit it. WTF, me, stop being so damn weird. :/

Still...



BOOLSHEET. I'M READY NOW. ROLL DE CAMERA. *INDIGNANT ARMCROSS*

That's so fucking awesome. You can't even really tell it's him.

Also, now I'm going to have to get the "Mission: Impossible" DVDs too, that damn jerk. Being all sexy spy in the '60s. I can't even count how many kinks the following video actually hits for me. Smoking, spies, suits, magic tricks, straitjackets, tears, oh god. And even badassery fighting skillz, even when they do look sort of goofy (karate chop to the neck lol). But yeah, he's like the sort of person who looks better when he's moving than in still pictures. Oh, and sorry about the song in this video; it's annoying, but it matches up really well, so I just turn the volume down.