I'm watching Men in Black! Or I was, anyway. I am reminded of what "The Alexander the Greater Affair" taught me, which is that Rip Torn used to be skinny and hot. Proof! Marshmallows! Oh god, I kept waiting for a Hephaestion to show up... but of course, no. 1960s >:( where is my gay? Also the MiB reminded me of UNCLE. Huh.
Tomorrow is my birthday. D: Today is ffarff's birthday! Tomorrow is also parma_violets birthday! Whoa! Happy birthdays! This is like the time in middle school when I was at the bus stop and the other kid there was talking about his birthday coming up and eventually we realized our birthdays were on the same day. Crazy.
I want cookies. Cookies and sex. But not at the same time.