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24 June 2008 @ 03:19 am
Don't eat the pictures, no no no.  
I drew my own version of Fat Napoleon. How can people not find that hilarious? I don't care whether it's Bonaparte or Solo, Fat Napoleon eating cookies is funny. Napoleon resembling Cookie Monster? Cookie Monster, who was recently on Stephen Colbert? This is comedy gold.

I sincerely love Fat Napoleon (Solo... ah, hell, Bonaparte too, in a pinch). I would cuddle him. I think of him as being shaped something like a Spheal. How could you not cuddle something that's shaped like a little ball? It's fucking adorable, okay.

Also, I wanted to inform the world that I have now tried Nutella. And it is good, in a hellishly evil sort of way. :( Nutella, you will not help me lose weight and that's very sad.

Oh, and The Boys From Brazil is chock-full of BABY HITLERS. kleenexwoman suggested that this was where Girl Hitler came from. Like, one of the clones got slightly confused in the womb or something.
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: Don't eat the pictures... when you go to the museum!
R is for Raygun: Punch the Jew!kleenexwoman on June 24th, 2008 07:53 am (UTC)
lol commenting from next room
OH THE BB HITLERS. SO CUTE. I really wish there was a sequel, I want to know what happened to the other 93 Hitlerclones when they hit puberty and grew up and started spontaneously saluting and making incendiary speeches in beer halls.

Fat Napoleon and Muppet Illya should be some kind of Bert-and-Ernie duo for sure. ILthem.

Oh god, Spheal ♥ GOD, POKEMON ARE SO CUTE. Just like the bb!Hitlers, you gotta catch 'em all.
Elisa - Queen of Dorks: Sheriff Jimmylily_lemony on June 24th, 2008 08:00 am (UTC)
Pssst...Nutella and peanut butter? OMFG.
DrWorm: don't ask don't telldrworm on June 28th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
Aaaaaargh, Nutella is going to fill up all my arteries and kill me with its hazelnut goodness. (Actually, I was putting it on these peanut butter granola bars I had. It was good.)

... which is why we keep optimistically buying things like broccoli, I guess.
Elisa - Queen of Dorkslily_lemony on June 28th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
Nutella on broccoli!!!
DrWorm: bitch pleasedrworm on June 28th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
Well, that may be just a touch too optimistic there...
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DrWorm: awesomedrworm on June 28th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
I have not yet had Nutella on toast! I was putting it on peanut butter granola bars, though.

And thank you. Those are exactly my feelings on the Fat Napoleon issue. Also this:

a slightly rubbish cold war spy!

Is the best concise description of Napoleon Solo's character that I have read yet. Yes, exclamation mark included.
Verbal Gematriajosephwaldman on June 24th, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC)
I always found the notion of a Fat Jesus particularly amusing. We always think of Jesus as this slender dude with somewhat Anglo features, but he was Jewish, and Jews are Middle Eastern, and a lot of us have big bellies and stubby limbs and a facial resemblance to the late Saddam Hussein. It's also quite funny to imagine him on the cross and it bending forward and then snapping in two from his weight.

DrWorm: goooooood tiiiitsdrworm on June 27th, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
As far as comedy goes, I think Jesus has been overdone, fat or thin. He's just not that funny to me anymore.
Verbal Gematriajosephwaldman on June 27th, 2008 12:29 pm (UTC)
Still makes a damned good cultural piñata, tho'.