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25 November 2001 @ 05:46 pm
So... I've been out and about and actively not doing homework  
"Peggy's Dad: You can drown in an inch of water.
Peggy's Mom: Less, if you're a cricket.
-- Peggy's parents, discussing Peggy's brother Fran's drowning his crickets"



"O, sandwich maker from Bob!" He pronounced. He paused and furrowed his brow with pious contemplation. "Life will be a very great deal less weird without you!"
Arthur was stunned. "Do you know," he said "I think that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me."
--- Mostly Harmless, by Douglas Adams

"I do not know what to do with this new information."
-- Carolyn, after solving an insanely complex problem and getting three

"We don't have time to be dead! We have to study!"
-- Ami, in Sailor Moon, sounding suspiciously like an Urusla student

I can levitate birds. No one cares.
-- (unknown)

"There. That's the Great Seal of England. Don't lose it. Without the seal, there's no more England and we'll all have to pack up and go back to Normandy."
-- King Henry in Becket



"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'"
-- John Stewart

"I like anarchy, but it's kind of hard to enforce."
-- Brian Westley

"History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells, 'Can't you remember anything I told you?' and lets fly with a club."
-- John W. Campbell


"I always wanted to be somebody. I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Lily Tomlin

Courtney: Dude! This person is such a freak! They have a rubber chicken that they carry everywhere they go, and they have a picture of it on their webpage!
Critter: Courtney, have you ever seen your web page?
Courtney: Oh, right.
-- a conversation between Courtney and Critter (*surprisingly enough, I think I know this guy. His name is Kevin and he used to go to my schoo before, in a highly unprecedented move, he graduated. That chicken was involved in a great deal...)
 
 
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