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13 December 2001 @ 08:59 pm
Hmmm...  
I have no idea why, but I decided to watch Interview With The Vampire today. And y'know what I realized? Number one: it's insanely campy and only interesting because it's good actors doing a really bad job at it. Number two: it is so inherently slashy that I don't even have to work to twist it into homoerotica. I mean, I know Anne Rice was into that... but Jesus...

I mean... the whole "Claudia is our child" thing? And the very end... "Stay with me Louis; it was you I wanted". And they're holding hands. Looking very cute and holding hands and everything...

Even Claudia... "Do you want her Claudia?" "I want to be her." And then she takes the corpse and keeps it, naked, in her room? I mean, I know she's nuts and all... but... And then there's that one woman that she wants made into a vampire... Sheesh...

*glares at Anne Rice, queen bitch of the fanworld* You make it so easy and then you don't let any of us have fun with them? Shame, shame, shame on you!
 
 
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