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19 December 2001 @ 08:35 pm
So... LOTR...

Big great holy 'WHOA!'.

I mean, it was about three hours long, yet it felt much too short to me...

And now I want my own harem of elves. Preferably one including Elrond and Legolas. Damn you Birdy! >.< The idea is stuck in my head! And damn those sexy elves! And damn Rachelle for sitting next to me and making purring noises whenever Orlando Bloom came on screen...

Thoughts before, after, during the movie:

"They live in giant trees! I want to live in a giant tree!"

"Amy thinks Frodo is gay!"

"Ahhhh! Scary, evil elf woman!"

"Awww... how cute! Look at how little the Hobbits are!"

"What?! They ended it!? It doesn't end there! This can't be the end! No!!!!"

Rachelle: Can you imagine watching this one on fast-forward? Alll the little people would be like 'zip! Zipzip!'

Jenna: The blond elf with the bow and arrow? Yeah, I want Santa to bring me him for Christmas.

Jabari: (to Rachelle's boobs) You have beautiful eyes. Me: Those aren't her eyes. Those are her nipples...

Jenna: Look! It's my 'Orc' face! OrcOrcOrc! Me: You could be on a tv show called 'Orc and Indy'.

"I wanna see 'Spider-man'! Hell yeah!"

It's not a good idea to get a big group of high school students together to go see a movie. We're not very mature. But it was still great fun. I just wish they'd started with 'The Hobbit' when making the movies.

And I want more Gollum! Not nearly enough Gollum for my tastes...
Current Mood: ecstatic
Current Music: Guns N' Roses - Sympathy For The Devil
Jack Luminous, Esq.jackluminous on December 19th, 2001 06:12 pm (UTC)
Mmm...Elrond. (And Legolas, too!)
Yep, damn me. Damn me straight to heck! ^____^